little mesa

I lost my 5 year plan.  Have you seen it? I know it’s around here somewhere.  Perhaps I donated to a fund raiser by accident.

I know, I’ll make signs and hang them in all the bathroom stalls.  When you . . . pause . . . in your day you’ll look up and read:

LOST
My 5 Year Plan
Features: Bright, Shinny & Perfect
If found please return.
Reward.

I’m really lost without my 5 year plan.  What do I tell you when you ask,

“What are you going to do after grad school?”
“Wait, you’re not going to move away are you?”
“What is your personal strategic plan?”

You might wonder why I don’t have a simple and ready answer to these questions, but I have a perfectly good reason.  So if you find my 5 year plan at a yard sale or in the trunk of your car, please return it and I’ll easily answer all your questions about my future.